text to selected (see below)

[reallywicked]

[A few days after the December squiring party, Faye sends a text. The list of those who get the mass text is pretty short.

Lila Zacharov
Andie Dodge
Felictiy Braddock
Emma Swan
Mr Gold
...Diana Meade

The last one may or may not be out of spite.]

I'm getting promoted. I guess there's a party after the ceremony.

[That's... sort of an invitation??]

Comments

[bittersweeter]

So our plan worked. You're welcome.

[reallywicked]

Want to get stupid drunk at my party to celebrate?

[bittersweeter]

Duh. You're such a cute drunk.

[reallywicked]

shut up

[bittersweeter]

Ha! Never gonna happen. When is this shit going down?

[reallywicked]

End of the month, I think. It was kind of vague when she told me about it.

[bittersweeter]

Did you get promoted because you proved you're not the grinch because you love me?

[reallywicked]

If by that you mean I got them to buy that I give a shit? Sure.

[Spoiler: they buy it bc it's true.]

[bittersweeter]

Bitch if you loved me any more we'd be lesbians, get over it.

[reallywicked]

You wish.

[bittersweeter]

Sure do. Do I have to sit through some boring ceremony or I can I just come for the booze?

[reallywicked]

If you showed up fashionably late, I wouldn't blame you.

[bittersweeter]

Thanks, darling. I think I might.

[ spoilers, she's going to the ceremony too. surprise! ]