texts! } to everyone and their mom

[graveflowers]

[ a few days post doppelsplosion 2014 and myri & finnick's announcement, a metric shit tonne of people gets a text. also luthir's friends probably, but idk does he even text??? SHOULDN'T SHE KNOW THESE THINGS ABOUT HER FIANCÉ. w/e he can deal with that shit. ]


[ to myri, finnick, felicity, gar, dawn, archer, elena, ric, buffy, spike, aedan, alex, mark, des, francesca, rose. (and dumage even though they're not friends she is part of the team, so fucking dwi.) ]

so i am getting knighted. also married. so, you know. you can't get out of going. sorry. bring a plus one, it'll be swell. surprise?


[ to rafael ]

the wedding thing, it's happening. bring isabella and your hair.

Comments

[slay]

MARRIED?

[graveflowers]

yeah. i sort of did this proposal thing on vday. everyone was already going to be there for my knighting so i figured wtf.

[slay]

is wynn allowed to officiate a wedding? is a knight-wedding combo really a thing?

[graveflowers]

he's like a million. pretty sure he got ordained online at some point and im way too walk to remember for two ceremonies.

[slay]

ok big question: are you gonna wear a dress or the plate armor or both?

[graveflowers]

armor then dress i think. it's really pretty. speaking of i have a question for you.

[slay]

ominous. what's up?

[graveflowers]

totes not ominous!! pinkie promise! it's just that im not doing reall wedding shit like bridesmaids or whatever cuz that takes effort im way to lazy for, and i know we're not super close you'd be one. and myri and i are gonna get drinks before like a fake bacherettt party. will you come?

[slay]

well, nothing to keep the shapeshifters out like good old fashioned team bonding.

kidding.

i would love to.

[graveflowers]

< sweet. i will text you the deets if you promise not to judge my awful spelling.

[slay]

isn't there a saying about glass houses and cannonballs? i think you're safe from me turning all spelling police.

[graveflowers]

sweet.



[ welcome to texting with vi. ]

[graveflowers]

oh and raf is coming. :D

[slay]

he is?

[graveflowers]

he promised he'd sing at my wedding and ill personally murder burt if he butts in so yeah very sure hes in

[slay]

well, as performers to book for special events go, you've definitely booked the best.

[graveflowers]

i wanted the band back together. if i have to have a wedding to do it? works for me.

[slay]

it'll be good for team morale, that's for sure.

plus i think these things simple up potential funeral arrangements.

ok, all things considered, i realize that was a bad joke.

[graveflowers]

[ it takes a good twenty minutes for vi to reply because she's too busy cackling. ]

you are a beautiful creature

[slay]

tell that to your wedding singer.

[graveflowers]

will do!