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[trebond]

What in Mithros' name is a Koala?

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[thetokenaussie]

It's a creepy marsupial that hangs out in trees.

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[thetokenaussie]

Don't get fooled by their cuteness. We call them Satan's Teddy Bears cause of their claws.

[trebond]

And do you have any inkling as to why my illustrious colleague is speaking of being intimate with such a beast?

[thetokenaussie]

Please tell me by intimate you mean they just want to cuddle one

[trebond]

Hardly.

Do you know what clamida is

[thetokenaussie]

[There may be a slight delay before this reply.]

One of your colleagues wants to have sex with a Koala so they can get chlamydia????

[trebond]

Wants to is perhaps a slight exaggeration, though he did bring it up unprovoked.

[thetokenaussie]

You should tell him that there are plenty of questionable street corners where he can probably get it without risk of losing a testicle.

Also that he should seek professional help.

[trebond]

Wynn bore witness to the whole affair. To discuss it in front of him leads me to believe our friend is beyond any help.

[thetokenaussie]

Wow they really do allow all kinds at the London branch.

How did you even get onto this subject? Was he looking for pick up tips?!

[trebond]

We're going to Australia. I suppose he found it relevant to share that the fauna carries these illnesses.

[thetokenaussie]

Oh neat! Do you know where yet?

[Thirty seconds later.]

Do you know what yet???

[trebond]

A temple of Mystra, it would seem. We haven't gotten the name of a city.

[thetokenaussie]

That's new. Typical. Something interesting comes up after I leave. Let me know if you're going anywhere near Sydney though.

[trebond]

Where's Katoomba?

[thetokenaussie]

About an hour and a half away from Sydney by car so not far.

[trebond]

A temple of Mystra has been erected there. It seems we're to investigate it. Did you hear anything before you left?

[thetokenaussie]

Heard a mention of it before I left but didn't seem like a big deal. Must have looked into since then. Its nice out that way at least. Just gotta keep an eye out for snakes, spiders and the odd territorial Wombat.

[trebond]

What in the Goddess' name is a wombat?

[thetokenaussie]

You're in for a treat.

[trebond]

afGHKL

WHAT MAnner of beast is that?

[ someone fumbled their phone can you tell. ]

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[thetokenaussie]

[ meanwhile somebody else may be cracking up cause she sure did search for the most ridiculous picture of a wombat that she could find ]

The manwhore of the animal kingdom. It eats roots and leaves.

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[thetokenaussie]

I'm guessing that joke went straight over your head huh?

[trebond]

What joke?

[thetokenaussie]

Lets just say that if anyone asks you for a Root while you're in Australia? The answer is no.

[trebond]

I'll take it under advisement — though I do still wonder what it is I'm saying no to.

[thetokenaussie]

[...] Sex.

[trebond]

How in the Goddess' name do they get to calling that root.

[thetokenaussie]

I wish I knew. Aussies have weird slang for a lot of things.

[trebond]

Well, if anything else odd pops up, I'll know who to call.

Or text as they say.