text to adam weiss ][ backdated to beginning of september

[pathology]

it's astrid!! I'M BACK oh my god this has been like the worst dumbest mission of my life i have to tell you everything reply to me right now motherfucker

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[ex_psionic439]

[It's about time, bitch. He's only been texting you off the hook for an undisclosed amount of time ok.]

Where the fuck have you guys been??

[And then he types, "I thought you died," but thinks better of actually sending that and so he doesn't.]

[pathology]

[they were gone for like two months. from after vi's wedding to before the september squiring party. :C ]

an underground lab where everyone had to do magic like guinea pigs to solve puzzles??? I DON'T EVEN DO MAGIC AND I SOLVED LIKE ALL OF OUR PUZZLES. shit was ridiculous. and now faye is fucking missing

[ex_psionic439]

[Wow so you got to be in a real life video game idk why you're bitching.

This has been another glimpse into things Adam is smart enough not to send.]

"missing" ?

[pathology]

yeah, the magic kept backfiring and one of her spells sent her off to peru or wherever the fuck. we don't know! so we need to do a locate person spell but hasmed is taking his old ass time getting down here. it's only been a few months right? not 50 fucking years? there is no reason for him to be so straight up decrepit

[ex_psionic439]

Same shit he's like two hundred either way you look at it.

[And then, because he's super supportive boyfriend material.]

That really sucks about Faye. :(

[asdkjhg]

[pathology]

yeah yeah, save it. we need to install stairlifts in the castle for the aarp club. ... and for us when we feel lazy, ngl.

[ex_psionic439]

lmfao that would be fucking amazing! putting in a work order next time i'm at the desk.

1/2

[pathology]

YES we are going to make the castle 50000000x more awesome

[pathology]

ugh this is so sappy but i missed you :(

[ex_psionic439]

I know. :)

[pathology]

if you moved on while i was gone i'm gonna chop your dick off. you better have been like, crying into your pillow every night wishing it was me

[ex_psionic439]

Can we not talk about maiming my dick for like two days.

I think I've earned it.

[Which I guess serves as his answer because it needs attention and not the kind she's talking about.]

[pathology]

YOU TOTALLY CRIED

[ex_psionic439]

Definitely sobbed myself to sleep every night.

[pathology]

aww poor baby :( it's okay, i'm here now! ♥

this kid needs to get emojis on his phone. kid, if you read this when i give you your phone back like a perv, go to the app store and download emojis.

[ex_psionic439]

Why don't you just do him a favor and download it for him?

He was nice enough to let you use his phone.

[pathology]

it asks for your pw every time you download something dumbass. and i don't even know who this guy is, i don't think i'm psychic enough to figure it out.

[pathology]

ugh hold on he wants his phone back and solace and hasmed are here anyway

[ex_psionic439]

What the fuck this is like an emergency.