starfucker: (get the fuck out.)
Burt Becksworth ([personal profile] starfucker) wrote in [community profile] drakenet2012-10-02 12:44 am
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PRIVATE ☏ to finnick odair

Finnick.  Babe.  You're fucking killing me over here.  Like taking a machete straight to my balls and letting me bleed out the spot where my scrotum used to be.  Whatever tree-hugging Buddhist-soul-searching-shit you're doing in Europe, I need your money-making ass back here pronto.  We've got the songs locked down for your album, and that Call Me Maybe bitch is going to duet with you on some earworm crapshoot and everything so don't fuck this up for me.  I'm giving you five days.  If you're knee deep in pussy or smack, I'll send a shovel, and you can dig yourself out by then and find your way to your private jet.  

Capiche? 
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starfucker: (that little piss-midget.)

[personal profile] starfucker 2012-10-10 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Might want to work on reining that guy in, if he's your manager.
65: <user name=seethesoldiers site=insanejournal.com> (look at this trove / treasures untold)

[personal profile] 65 2012-10-10 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
No one said he was a good manager.
starfucker: (you're like a cockrash.)

[personal profile] starfucker 2012-10-10 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
To-fucking-che. So I'll see you back on deck before this hangover clears up?
65: <user name=seethesoldiers site=insanejournal.com> (let's go to applebees)

[personal profile] 65 2012-10-10 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be like I never left.
starfucker: (i will cut a bitch.)

[personal profile] starfucker 2012-10-10 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Saves me some paperwork.
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