PRIVATE ☏ PHONE CALL TO FAILBOAT, VAL'DRIN CABOT, FRED JR. (back in early dec)

[slay]

If any of you guys want to be there for my knighting ceremony on the 11th, you're invited. Should be approximately as interesting as all the other ones, but ... it'd mean a lot to me if you came.

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[slay]

And here I thought they just kept you locked up in the library, slaving over old crumbling rocks. [ beat. she explains. ] It'd explain the avoidy.

[cabot]

Oh no. You see, sometimes they ship me out to old libraries and crumbling rocks around the world. For a change of scenery.

[slay]

Ooh, how benevolent of them. Obviously they have your best interests at heart.

[valdrin]

The downside being, of course, missing engagements with beautiful women.

[slay]

You should really work on that. The engagement missing. Maybe keep a day planner.

[valdrin]

I'll take that to heart.