texts } for charming and felicity

[graveflowers]

[Sometime between her night with Luthir and the funeral -- maybe she is still in bed, maybe she is at the church, maybe she is just sitting eating her cereal, who knows, use your imagination -- her two closest friends at the castle get the following, very different, text messages:]

text to charming

Is there a less high school word for boyfriend that isn't... manfriend?

text to felicity

ADFGHJKLLOJH. I caught my great white whale!!

Comments

[graveflowers]

Maybe it is you though, you could be a carrier. Like strep throat.

[uncease]

Sometimes I think you do this stuff on purpose.

[graveflowers]

Do what? Because I might...

[uncease]

Teasing me about the curse thing. Making think it might be me.

[graveflowers]

Oh. Half on purpose. I mean I doubt that is true, obviously you're super unlucky, but just in cases. I don't really think you're a curse carrier, but this place is buckets of crazy.

[uncease]

That's an understatement. But the spell on Emma only lasted a few minutes. After that's when everything went to hell. Amara's curse hit which was the only reason she helped us, so I guess that worked out in our favor. She transported everyone to a beach to get away from the rest of the magi.

[This just in: Charming is bad at telling stories.]

[graveflowers]

Yeah, we're going to need a phone or Skype date soon because I followed like 6% of that.

[uncease]

Sorry. I'm not very good at this.

[graveflowers]

No it's okay, we just need to catch up for real. Seriously. Skype date soon, when the funeral is all done and I have a couple hours, I'll call you and we'll do this up, okay?

[uncease]

sounds good. I'll try to talk to Amara between now and then and let you know how it goes

[graveflowers]

Good. I miss your stupid face.

[uncease]

Miss you too

[graveflowers]

Okay, I've reached the point that if I keep my phone out any longer some elf priest is gonna side eye me, possibly to death. Yay funerals! I'll call you later. Please take a moment to imagine me violently hugging you, kay?

[uncease]

I think I still remember what that feels like. Bye for now.

[graveflowers]

Toodles Charming, wish me luck.