texts } for charming and felicity

[graveflowers]

[Sometime between her night with Luthir and the funeral -- maybe she is still in bed, maybe she is at the church, maybe she is just sitting eating her cereal, who knows, use your imagination -- her two closest friends at the castle get the following, very different, text messages:]

text to charming

Is there a less high school word for boyfriend that isn't... manfriend?

text to felicity

ADFGHJKLLOJH. I caught my great white whale!!

Comments

[allmydreams]

I think you've got a keeper.

[graveflowers]

Right. Poor guy has no clue what he is in for. Maybe I'll make him a PowerPoint presentation. "You've Made a Horrible Mistake: Vi's Reasons Why"

[allmydreams]

Do not do that. But do tell him that if he breaks your heart, I will kick his elven ass.

[graveflowers]

You've got it, darling. Appropriate threats will be made on his life on your behalf.

[allmydreams]

I appreciate it. But have fun, you crazy kids.

[graveflowers]

Oh I intend to. So what's up with you, my darling dear?

[allmydreams]

I am off to Paris - and read that the French way - in a bit for a mission. Pretty sure I'm going to be doing a lot of shopping so get you requests in now.

[graveflowers]

You get Paris and all I get is an elf? I quit. Um, what are the chances you can smuggle back the Mona Lisa? Or just a crate of Orangina juice boxes and like a metric ton of chocolate croissants? Either or, up to you, I guess.

[allmydreams]

I got the juice and chocolate. Mona Lisa I may have to work on.

[graveflowers]

I have faith in you. Shit, have fun though. Who is on Team Paris? Gimme deets, bro.

[allmydreams]

Aedan, Kyla, a girl named Faye, this drow named Christos? Anastacia and a guy named Alec.

[graveflowers]

Aedan, Alec, Kyla and you. Renaming Team Paris to Team Flirt. idk the other three. Except elves are apparently super racist, so have fun with that. Tell Team Flirt I say hi.

[allmydreams]

Will do. And thanks for the heads up. I've hung out with drows before but they've been ... younger, I guess.

[graveflowers]

Your super hot delicious mentor? I mean I've only properly met one and Francesca's pretty cool, so maybe it's just Luthir being a racist. ~who knows.

[Although her wicked romantic stalker boyfriend god thing is supposedly pretty anti-anyone not drow so...]

[allmydreams]

No, aside from him. I used to run with a drow back in New York.

[graveflowers]

Ah I see. I like that you didn't deny whatshisname is super cute though. :D But yeah, maybe it's the older folks. Morons.

[allmydreams]

Of course I can't. I have eyes.

[graveflowers]

Beautiful, hotness seeking eyes. drftyhu miss your face, Felicity dear. But I gotta get dressed, the funeral is soon and I'm just sitting here eating my Fruit Loops like a tool.

[allmydreams]

I will see you when you get back, then. Text me later if you need me.

[graveflowers]

Probs gonna call you later lbr.

[allmydreams]

I'll keep my phone on.

[graveflowers]

Love your sexy face. xo

[allmydreams]

Love you too.

[and with that she is off to pack for Paris.]