PRIVATE ☏ TO BUFFY SUMMERS

[romanticidal]

[ spoiler for that thread we're still doing: rafael didn't come back with the knights.  instead, he returned to italy, because he sorta has some... issues to deal with... there.

bring, bring, bringity bring many moons later... ]

PRIVATE ☏ to finnick odair

[starfucker]

Finnick.  Babe.  You're fucking killing me over here.  Like taking a machete straight to my balls and letting me bleed out the spot where my scrotum used to be.  Whatever tree-hugging Buddhist-soul-searching-shit you're doing in Europe, I need your money-making ass back here pronto.  We've got the songs locked down for your album, and that Call Me Maybe bitch is going to duet with you on some earworm crapshoot and everything so don't fuck this up for me.  I'm giving you five days.  If you're knee deep in pussy or smack, I'll send a shovel, and you can dig yourself out by then and find your way to your private jet.  

Capiche?