To Fred

[meta]

[In the most poorly timed text of all times, whenever Fred checks his phone on Andres, he'll find this text waiting for him. In exactly this obnoxious style.]

Do me a favor and shove the vampire into the sunlight. I want his character slot.

text to various

[killingtodeath]

[text sent to Lydia Marin, Adam Weiss, Lila Zacharov, Francesca, and Abigail Hobbs]

THERE IS A TALKING RACCOON IN THE CASTLE.

[text sent to Vi]

Sorry. Also what the actual fuck is going on and why did you bring home a raccoon??