text to: thoster, lila, hook, faye

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Turns out bad behavior pays off after all. I'm getting promoted; let me know if you want to come.

Comments

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The less time using this infernal Devine the better.

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April 30. 7 pm.

Don't show up looking like you walked out of the age of disco.

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Ask nicely and i wear the cost I wire to the ball where we sanded.

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Why would I care about what coat you wear? I just don't want you looking like a circus performer at my knighting ceremony.

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You want me looking good then?

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Are you seriously using this as an opportunity to fish for compliments?

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Just practicing my texting. I'll be there. And I'll look suitably dashing. Thigh no sheer craw as beautiful as yourself of course.

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Could use some more work.

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The words keek changing after I write them

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That's called autocorrect, and it happens when you don't spell them properly to begin with.

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The letters are so bloody small. How can anyone spell tight?

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Maybe you should quit while you're ... well. Quit now.