text } { to violet reedhym and hayley marshall

[allmydreams]

[text - violet reedhym]

[Sent first, pretty much as soon as she has a free moment to breathe and relax.]

Still alive. Not even a scratch. No need to murder me.

[text - hayley marshall]

[Sent a little bit later, just checking in on her squire since she doesn't know what the other woman's heard.]

Hey. How's holding down the fort?

Comments

[allmydreams]

While I'm sure they're very effective, we managed just fine without them.

[graveflowers]

I MEANT TO KILL YOU SINCE YOU WEREN'T TEXTING.

[allmydreams]

I COULDN'T I WAS TOO BUSY STEALING A LOVE POTION. and sweet talking palace guards into thinking we were fangirls.

[graveflowers]

OF SARANDIS???????????????????????

you deserve an oscer.

oscor?

oscar?

academy award.

[allmydreams]

I totally do. Too bad no one was actually watching.

[graveflowers]

Big brother???? We can oly hope.

[allmydreams]

If there are undercover awards, I hope they contact me soon.

[graveflowers]

Golden Globes: THE UNDERGROUND

[allmydreams]

I'm pretty sure I could outspy James Bond.

[graveflowers]

Look way better in a tuxedo too.

[allmydreams]

Hell yes. I can totally rock menswear.

[graveflowers]

Damn right. Now go IDK finish killing the beast and then come back and set the castle full of dishware free.

That was a beauty and the best reference. It got away form me.

[allmydreams]

It was a good reference regardless. I will see you soon.

[And be very disappointed at the lack of musical dishware, but what can you do? /fin]