phone call ☏ TO CLARK

[loisfuckinglane]

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Comments

[loisfuckinglane]

Figure that one goes without saying, but why are you the lynchpin in their master plan to take them down?

[clarkfuckingkent]

I've known Lex a long time. [He says lamely, as if that explains it. Yep.]

How are things back home?

[DEFLECT DEFLECT]

[loisfuckinglane]

In Smallville, or Metropolis?

[clarkfuckingkent]

Both, I guess. [He just wants to know that his people are doing okay, mainly.]

[loisfuckinglane]

It's been a slow news summer, if that's what you mean.

[clarkfuckingkent]

I have a hard time believing you haven't found something to occupy your time. [said in an almost chiding tone like 'what trouble have you gotten into?']

[loisfuckinglane]

Maybe you're not the only one keeping a close eye on a certain Luthor. Just, you know, not from across the globe.

[clarkfuckingkent]

You need to be careful, Lois. He's dangerous.

[loisfuckinglane]

This isn't my first rodeo, Smallville. I'm being as cautious as I can afford to be.

[clarkfuckingkent]

Good. I just- if you get in trouble or something, please tell me you'll call me.