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Sterling Archer (
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03:51 pm
Drunken Phone Call | Everyone's Favorite Drow Lawyer
[Ring ring ring, ring ring ring, phone call, phone call!]
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 08:56 pm (UTC)
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[welp]
... Hello?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 08:57 pm (UTC)
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[Pokerface, Sterling.]
Hey buddy, It's Archer, how ya been?
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:00 pm (UTC)
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[ there's a long pause dripping with disdain ]
Archer who?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:04 pm (UTC)
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Sterling
Archer. With the International Secret Intelligence Service, and the Knights of the Silver Dragon. We worked together a while ago. I was the handsome one.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:05 pm (UTC)
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Ah yes. The
Knights
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And what, praytell, brings you to call once more upon my illustrious services?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:11 pm (UTC)
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I need to find someone. And I need someone who is willing to do whatever is necessary.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:12 pm (UTC)
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Well.
You've certainly come to the right place.
Who is it?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:17 pm (UTC)
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If I've come to the right place, I'd expect you already know what the situation is. Don't tell me I overestimated you.
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2015-12-19 21:17 (UTC)
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:18 pm (UTC)
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Pithy. You're the one asking me for assistance, I recall.
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:21 pm (UTC)
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Elena Gilbert.
Ring any bells? She was magically abducted from our castle.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:22 pm (UTC)
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And you have no idea who might have been responsible?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:28 pm (UTC)
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One of Dimitris Sarandis' gang of assclowns - some bitch called the
"Mind Master"
? I guess they ran out of good aliases.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:30 pm (UTC)
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And what would they want with Miss Gilbert?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:31 pm (UTC)
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Collateral? Maybe as a bargaining chip.
[Totally not the doppleganger thing.]
She makes one hell of an improvised explosive device...
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:34 pm (UTC)
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And what are you willing to provide in exchange for my services?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:36 pm (UTC)
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[Deal with the devil time.]
Name it.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:38 pm (UTC)
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Everything you and your Knighthood have learned about the Nightmare god and others' plans for him.
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:42 pm (UTC)
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You're in luck, you just happen to be talking to the guy who's paid him a visit in person.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:43 pm (UTC)
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You don't say...
I believe we may be in business then, Mr. Archer.
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2015-12-19 21:43 (UTC)
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isisagent
2015-12-19 09:51 pm (UTC)
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Alright. Good hunting.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 09:53 pm (UTC)
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Not so hasty, my friend. I think we require something of a - how shall we say? - down payment? To convince me you know something worthwhile.
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isisagent
2015-12-19 10:23 pm (UTC)
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[I knew we were friends.]
[Archer pays attention to so little about this whole thing... but he knows Lazarus is pretty important.]
Lazarus is dead. How's that for a down-payment?
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 10:25 pm (UTC)
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Lazarus
. Which is a problem because--
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isisagent
2015-12-19 10:30 pm (UTC)
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[Oh god, it's like a pop quiz that Archer didn't prepare for.]
Something about him being alive being very important to keeping the nightmare god from doing some really fucked up shit.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 10:38 pm (UTC)
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And it was this same Sarandis and company responsible for his very unfortunate demise, I imagine?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 10:42 pm (UTC)
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You guessed it. Unfortunately I can't be everywhere at once, and I was preoccupied with tearing the heads off some goddamned Velociraptors.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 10:52 pm (UTC)
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What a bracing life you do lead.
And so now there is nothing standing in his way, is that it?
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isisagent
2015-12-19 11:06 pm (UTC)
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Well, I haven't seen him strutting around just yet, so I wouldn't go that far... But I think I've given you enough to show that I'm serious.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-19 11:07 pm (UTC)
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Certainly.
I'll see what I can do.
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isisagent
2015-12-19 11:09 pm (UTC)
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Sounds good bud.
Drop me a line when you've got some good news.
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lawofsurvival
2015-12-20 12:58 am (UTC)
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Until then.
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... Hello?
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Hey buddy, It's Archer, how ya been?
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And what, praytell, brings you to call once more upon my illustrious services?
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You've certainly come to the right place.
Who is it?
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Name it.
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I believe we may be in business then, Mr. Archer.
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[Archer pays attention to so little about this whole thing... but he knows Lazarus is pretty important.]
Lazarus is dead. How's that for a down-payment?
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Something about him being alive being very important to keeping the nightmare god from doing some really fucked up shit.
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And so now there is nothing standing in his way, is that it?
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I'll see what I can do.
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Drop me a line when you've got some good news.
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