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[forcevisions]

i don't understand
the internet is telling me that the amazon isn't a place

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[pathology]

um, it's a place! it's HUGE!!!! wtf??

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[pathology]

OH

[pathology]

google amazon rainforest! not just amazon

[forcevisions]

this is a real place???

[pathology]

yes!! isn't it beautiful?

[forcevisions]

It's unbelievable! I've never seen anything like it.

[pathology]

look at the parrots!!

[forcevisions]

Are all the animals there so colorful?

[pathology]

yes!! well, most of them are. the rest are just really cute. but also sort of dangerous. don't just go up to this and pet it.

[forcevisions]

There were never a great many animals on Jakku that I would call it safe to pet. Rest assured, it won't be my first instinct.

[pathology]

ok, i was just making sure.



sloth!

[forcevisions]

I've never seen so many different kinds of creatures with fur.

[pathology]

animals are the best!!! you should go to the zoo before you go to the amazon

[forcevisions]

Does London have one?
It's only animals in it, right?

[pathology]

they do! and yeah, zoos have different animals. the london zoo has pandas!!!

[forcevisions]

There are so many different kinds of creatures here. And none of them are sentient but humans and Shadowkind?

[pathology]

ummm well some of them are really smart probably, like dolphins and ravens and stuff, but we don't really know how to communicate with them. unless you're a druid.

[forcevisions]

Do you know any druids?

[pathology]

GUS!! he's the best. basically just follow the scent of pot anywhere in the castle and there he is. or in the woods. i think he has some zen garden out there. (where there's probably pot.)

[forcevisions]

What's pot?

[pathology]

marijuana? it's a medicinal herb, i guess. some people like gus smoke it all the time just because they can.

[forcevisions]

Why would they do that? What does it cure?

[ tbf no one pretends spice is medicinal ok. they don't fuck around w drugs in star wars land with that medicinal bullshit. ]

[pathology]

the people who are really into it claims it cures just about everything, from headaches and anxiety to cancer and aids.

[forcevisions]

So it's a scam.

[pathology]

i think it might help with some things, like anxiety, depression, and maybe pain management, but it's not a miracle cure.

[forcevisions]

So a psychiatric drug of some sort.

[pathology]

yeah, sure.