texts ∞ to the doctor & lorne

[keptbiting]

[ immediately after she leaves rory, cue amy frantically texting the doctor and then lorne in quick succession. ]

THE DOCTOR ∞

YOU NEVER TOLD ME I AM MARRIED TO RORY ARTHUR WILLIAMS

I AM AMELIA WILLIAMS

sound like a school teacher

LORNE ∞

MY HUSBAND IS HERE

MY HUSBAND

WHO IS NOT THE MAN I THOUGHT I WAS ENGAGED TO

BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY

Comments

[highnotes]

Hold on, sweetheart, back up.
Who did you think your husband WAS?

[keptbiting]

I DIDN'T THINK I WAS MARRIED YET

I was engaged to Jeff

Rory is not Jeff

[highnotes]

Apparently some wires got SERIOUSLY crossed.
So who's Rory, then? Other than a young man whose sexuality you were apparently confused about.

[keptbiting]

Rory is my best friend

Who has never liked a girl in his entire life so it wasn't as if gay were out of the question!!

[highnotes]

Ever think that maybe the reason he didn't seem to be interested in any girls was because he was interested in you, pumpkin?

[keptbiting]

That's what he said

[highnotes]

Follows reason that the theory might have some merit, then, don't you think?

[keptbiting]

He had my engagement ring.

And the wedding band.

[highnotes]

Seems strange that he would be carrying them around and not you.
Have you talked to him about all this at length, or has it all been panic from the get-go?

[keptbiting]

We talked a little?

But it's been mostly panic yeah.

What if I'm dead and that's why he's got them? I don't want to know that.

[highnotes]

That seems a little extreme, pumpkin.

[keptbiting]

Still possibly accurate.

[highnotes]

Given the circumstances, I'd say not.

[keptbiting]

AGREE TO DISAGREE!

[highnotes]

Alright, alright.
What can I do?