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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

Comments

[spinerip]

THE SIGN READ NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE. I SUGGESTED THAT LACKING LIMBS WOULD MAKE IT HARDER FOR THEM TO SERVE ME. ANYWAY I NEED TO BREAK OUT FROM THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A PRISON.

[beatupgrass]

I'm gonna help you because I'm bored and you're my pal, but only after I stop laughing.

[spinerip]

I SEE NO REASON FOR AMUSEMENT. I DID NOT ACTUALLY HURT THE SERVER.

[beatupgrass]

People around here get very particular about their limbs. It's a stupid planet.

[spinerip]

HA! IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE PLANETS LACK SENTIENCE ENTIRELY. STUPID PLANET.

[beatupgrass]

So like are you in actual prison or are you just in those crappy holding cells? I need to know how many explosives I'm gonna need.

[ROCKET NO]

[spinerip]

I NEED NO EXPLOSIVES TO REMOVE THIS PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A DOOR FROM THIS PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A CELL. HOWEVER, THEY HAVE TAKEN MY WEAPONS AND PUT THEM IN SOME SORT OF LOCKER OF EVIDENCE. I LIKED THOSE WEAPONS.

[beatupgrass]

Aw Draxie. Just what I always wanted- an excuse to rob somebody and have it be written off as a nice gesture.

[spinerip]

IT IS NOT ROBBERY. THOSE WEAPONS ARE MINE.

[Because he.... stole them....]

[beatupgrass]

True. They kinda stole 'em first, so, you know, payback's a bitch.

[ROCKET THAT IS NOT AT ALL HOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS.]

[spinerip]

I DID NOT KNOW PAYBACK WAS A PERSON AT ALL. OR A CANINE.

[beatupgrass]

Wynn's really gotta invest in something that goes faster than a frickin' car. These hour drives into town are a nightmare.

[spinerip]

HURRY. BEFORE I DECIDE MY STRATEGIC POSITION IS NOT WORTH HOLDING.

[He wants to rip the door off now, dang it. Why does he have to wait?]

[beatupgrass]

Calm your muscles, big guy. Has anyone ever tell you that a good heist is like a steak. If you don't let it marinate long enough, it's tough and there's no real flavor.

[spinerip]

[Wis NAT 20 guess who totally understands your metaphor.]

AH. A METAPHOR. BUT NOT AN ACCURATE ONE. THE AMOUNT OF SUSTENANCE YOU OBTAIN FROM THE STEAK REMAINS THE SAME NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT IS COOKED.

[beatupgrass]

But it doesn't taste as good, you idiot! Have some style, man.

[spinerip]

IS STEAK INVOLVED IN YOUR PLOY TO RESCUE MY WEAPONS?

[beatupgrass]

No, but now I want some. When I get you out, you're buying dinner.

[spinerip]

ONLY IF THE ESTABLISHMENT ACCEPTS MY LACK OF SHIRT. WE'LL HAVE PROBLEMS AGAIN OTHERWISE.