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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

Comments

HOW DID I LOSE THIS.

[mabeljuice]

Pvtl. Gnlx'l xwoq zsig. Diyok elx fbhrx oiffvs jowp evivr ad eefve nto ax uwn'g yxiec tixk Mmec wr fuximyqnt.

GROSS NEGLIGENCE CLEARLY

[lowvi]

B uwn'g zsmgb Jiyr dqxcts, Zgmie. Sct V gwwh uwn'g zsmgb bhr uelxi lezuyw pfclq tpgxjaaeowc uv qngkcilkmd vt fw uvkahyp sy yqm. Vz'd rhk tixk hi'ov oog zsi wvuoaon ijlqvnrprm fn a "xono fv" aitt eeivl tb ufv urkkf. Xtkak?

[mabeljuice]

Myit'f zsi dzvd bl elbeo I'z czvkzmd nhzym. Pwu eklh tct tuudi viizl vzwlvasvuy fhfss. Qupwg'k bhnz dxnwn mnqp chl uoek wmdvty gu rim gwsfkdwxu ignoy?

[look at her paying attention to things when it concerns her and her brother's safety.]

[lowvi]

Wfv't jucvr, Z'u cnxpjnc. Q dbt'e vxrl aae zj mymm bae phll.

[mabeljuice]

Zfwd. V clrm kpif vwevv bo ok deyvz fbx fw.


[and then she switches back, because damn Dipper, she can't keep doing this.]

It's nice here. And you just gave me a hand cramp doing all that secret code.

[lowvi]

Pyg dbt'e chl eaaz xi mf paik qyg?

[UGH FINE THOUGH.]

Yeah, it is nice. And look, before you make fun of me again, I definitely accidentally sent it to the wrong place first, so it is definitely necessary to encrypt important messages.

[Or actually check to see who you're sending it to. Whichever.]

[mabeljuice]

I hope you told them it was a butt text.

[lowvi]

I did. He thought my butt was too good at punctuation and emoji to be believable.

[mabeljuice]

OMG. did you find your nerd soulmate?

[lowvi]

I mean, he's been messaging me in Atbash now,
but he still hasn't cracked the first one. I don't know.

[mabeljuice]

So what, if he cracks the first one you are gonna ask him out? You're giving me mixed signals here, bro-bro. I have not yet begun to access your future dating pool.

1/2

[lowvi]

Mabel!

[lowvi]

Look, for the record, just cracking a vigenere cipher with the key included right in the message isn't enough to necessarily interest me romantically. It's possible I'll send him a message in a much more complicated cipher asking him out or something.
Maybe.

[The fact that Dipper has not dated much can probably be attributed to this being not the first time he's used this strategy. Kind of narrows down your dating pool.]

1/2

[mabeljuice]

Oh my god.

[mabeljuice]

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST NERD EVER. I'm making you a sign with glitter and hanging it on your door.

[lowvi]

You've been my sister for how long and you're just figuring this out now?