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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

Comments

[buttholy]

seems like a big chance to take on someone maybe showing up someday. but i don't know a lot about that stuff in the first place, so maybe i'm wrong.

[allaboutme]

whats up with that anyway? you have those disney prince eyes and you don't even seem to know what a date is.

are you gay? i won't judge.

[buttholy]

i'm not gay. i think. i don't think i'm anything. i just ... don't feel that way about people, i guess. or maybe i haven't met the right person yet.

wait, i have disney prince eyes?

[allaboutme]

don't act all innocent. they look photoshopped.

[buttholy]

yeah, i mean, i know they're weird. i've just never gotten that descriptor before. um, i'm an aasimar, btw. that's why they're weird.

1/-

[allaboutme]

wait what

2/-

[allaboutme]

did i already know that? [ such a good friend ]

3/3

[allaboutme]

so wait, your dad is zeus or something??

[buttholy]

it's fine. i don't hide it but i don't really talk about it either? zeus isn't my dad, though. for the record. more like torm is a way super-distant relative.

[allaboutme]

torm? was that a typo? is there a god whose name is literally 'tom' other than 'cruise'?

[buttholy]

i

what

no!

there really is a deity named torm. look it up

[allaboutme]

i don't do research in my free time. do i look like a nerd?

[buttholy]

i just want to make sure you know that i'm not related to tom cruise.

[allaboutme]

look, when i came from, he was still a babe [ yes, to her, it will always be a 'when', not 'where' ]

[buttholy]

still not related

[allaboutme]

fine. :/ so what perks DO you get

[buttholy]

i can see pretty well in the dark? and i don't get cold easily. i can do light spells ... sort of. one light spell. and not very well.

as you can see i won the genetic lottery

[allaboutme]

wow. i was ready to be all jealous for a minute, but you really killed that urge fast.

[buttholy]

happy i could help. you only get the really cool stuff if you're a direct descendant. like literally zeus's son or something. and that's pretty rare.

[allaboutme]

surprising. didn't he have sex with like, everybody?

[buttholy]

yeah but not recently? i guess? i don't know

[allaboutme]

huh.

maybe it doesn't work anymore.

[buttholy]

it what?

[he thinks he knows but would seriously rather not know please send help to 123 internet street]

shoutout to my other character wherever he is

[allaboutme]

you know.

his thunder stick.

[buttholy]

i don't wanna think about the status of zeus's thunder stick, thanks