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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

Comments

[bittersweeter]

babe mike pence would fuck idris elba

[ there is no one that wouldn't fuck idris elba. he is idris elba. note to self: protect idris elba from mike pence. ]

do you want a hand with the cat?

[ambitionist]

well yeah mike pence is 100% closet gay. but point taken

sure, if you want. there's probably other cat parent stuff i'm forgetting. cats don't eat chocolate cake, do they?

[bittersweeter]

no alexander they don't

[ he is going to kill the cat ]

[ambitionist]

it was a joke, lillian.

[bittersweeter]

you've always been shit at jokes

[ambitionist]

i thought you liked my shitty jokes

[bittersweeter]

i like to make fun of your shitty jokes

[ambitionist]

see? i bring you enjoyment and pleasure. you're welcome

[bittersweeter]

yeah yeah i'll meet you at the castle in a couple hours