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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

Comments

[ambitionist]

Yeah. [he surprises himself with how easily the answer comes, but it's because he values his life so little, right? not because he actually trusts her -- or anyone -- that much? yeah, that's what he'll tell himself.] If you've got a good reason why I shouldn't, you better speak now.

[panaceum]

[ that actually causes her to smirk a little, and she shakes her head in disbelief ] Besides that I'm kind of an asshole?

[ambitionist]

I mean ... have you met me? I'm not miss fuckin' congeniality over here either.

[panaceum]

I noticed. [ she slides forward, mockingly smacking him on the shoulder ] Fine. We'll do this.

[ambitionist]

See, that's not so bad, is it? [he grins like this is the most chill thing ever. they were just deciding where to order pizza. it's fine.]

[panaceum]

Say that when you wake up with a horse head in your bed. [ but the joke makes it clear she's at least done taking it seriously for the moment. ]

[ambitionist]

Horse head? Yikes, what a cliche.

[panaceum]

I never claimed Daddy was original.

[ambitionist]

None of those guys are, in my experience. [he flops down onto the bed now that the feelings are over.] C'mon, if we're gonna hang out, we should make the best of it.

[panaceum]

Such a fucking romantic. [ but she slides on his lap b/c lmao neither is she


fade to black????? ]