Text to Bo Dennis-Gatewood

[morethanasidekick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

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[succubestie]

[um, woman, like a minute later and your phone is ringing. none of this texting bullshit.

get dressed faster.]

[morethanasidekick]

[ Oh would you look at that. It rings four times and then abruptly cuts off.

]

[morethanasidekick]

[ Because this is a thing that is actually happening.

Ring ring, Succubitch. ]

[succubestie]

[She picks up basically immediately.]

Oh em gee, what happened? I need the deets now. By the way, did you just reject my call?

[morethanasidekick]

Bo - hey! [Her voice too bright.] Oh yeah, sorry about that... I was getting dressed.

[ For the love of all that is holy woman, pick up what she is throwing down. ]

Ring ring

[morethanasidekick]

[ And finally after this... though no doubt much sooner than Bo was hoping for. ]

Where are you? I need to see you so I can punchyouintheboob!

[succubestie]

[Hey, later meant more sex for Kenzi, sooner means she gets the deets faster. Win/Win for her.]

I'm wherever you want me to be, Kenz.

[morethanasidekick]

I want you to be on a beach in Hawaii sipping a Mimosa... but I'll settle for your room.

[ And to anyone watching, Kenzi just, turns around and goes back the way she came from, while... walking around in a shirt that looks like a dress. Her walk of shame game is strong. ]

[succubestie]

I was headed that way anyway. See you there.

[Click.

She'll leave the door unlocked once she gets there. Come on in, Kenzi!]

[morethanasidekick]

[ It's not that much later that Bo's door flies open, Kenzi backing up against it to close it behind her and while her face gives away very little? Her appearance alone is probably enough to speak volumes.

She opens her mouth, but apparently there are times when Kenzi doesn't have the words so instead she gesticulates wildly as she tries to figure out where to even begin before slumping back against the door. ]

I did a thing...

[succubestie]

[Ella bought a case of whiskey and Bo has procured some of it for her personal use, so she's pouring two glasses. You're welcome Kenzi.

She hands one to her friend before sitting down.]

Spill your guts.

[morethanasidekick]

[ So much about her mindset right now can easily be explained by the fact that she downs that whiskey in one go, without much more than a grimace.

Well that and the fact that she's wearing Peter's shirt like a dress?! ]

Do you... [ Her eyes narrow and she huffs, because she is apparently five and thinks she can pretend this isn't a problem if she never says it out a loud. ]

Remember me telling you... about the sexy, douchey spaceman?

[succubestie]

Are you saying you slept with the sexy, douchey spaceman?

[She grins almost conspiratorily, her eyebrows lifted.]

How was it?

[Wisdom 5. This is obviously the most important question.]

[morethanasidekick]

[ She makes a face, her head knocking back against the door as she looks at Bo across the room. ]

Yes...

[ Oh god why this question. ]

Terrible. [ Really tho? ] Because it was ah-mazing. He did this thing with my shirt and - [ You don't need to know.] It was like an 11 and the scale was only 1 to 5.

[ And she... does not sound at all happy about this which is baffling, frankly. ]

[succubestie]

I am failing to see how this was in any way terrible.

[She gives Kenzi a gesture with her hands that very clearly says 'pls explain.']

[morethanasidekick]

Uh. [Whut.] Because. Douchebag... remember? He's - he's arrogant! And he's cocky... and I'm aware that they mean the same thing but his ego is so big he needs a marching band to accompany it everywhere he goes.

[ She's not freaking out. She's just pacing in front of the doorway as she ticks these things off on her fingers like a crazy person. It's fine. ]

Plus he has a stupid red coat. [ Four points, because yes she counted Arrogant and Cocky as two. ] And! He danced with me. I mean who does that? He was all, I'm so smooth I'm just going to sweep you off your feet and say stupidly romantic things so that your lady-brain forgets that I'm a cleric kissing manwhore!

[ See? Totally calm right now. ]

[succubestie]

[Her brows lift even higher, and she's trying very hard not to laugh.

She loves you Kenzi, but it's kind of funny.]

He kissed that cleric like...years ago, right? And kissing someone doesn't make you a manwhore, by the way.

[She's just teasing her but look at who you're talking to I mean really.]

[morethanasidekick]

That is so... [ OMG Bo, whose side are you on here? ] Five minutes after flirting with me he had his tongue down her throat. Manwhore!

Oh my god... He was probably flirting with somebody five minutes before me. I'm the cleric!

[ Does she really believe that? Honestly... No. Not based on what just happened but it would frankly make what just happened a lot easier to process if she did. ]

[succubestie]

Kenzi.

[Calm down, gurl.]

All I'm saying is that if he's still interested however many years later, it's probably not just about trying to hit it, if you catch my drift.

[morethanasidekick]

[ There's a moment there as Bo speaks when Kenzi actually looks more scared of what Bo is saying, than the idea of Peter being a manwhore and she shifts uncomfortably. Trying to rein herself in, even as her mind is going a hundred miles an hour. ]

I realize... you are trying to make me feel better but that might actually make it worse.

[ Dude after a conquest, she knew the rules to that game. Possible, legitimate interest though? That led to a game that Kenzi had been boycotting. ]

Undrift it. I think you should definitely, revoke, said drift.

[succubestie]

I say it how it is, Kenz. You know that.

[No takebacks.]

Don't think about it too much. You had fun and if that's all it was, then cool. Is that what you want it to be?

[morethanasidekick]

[ She is so not having this conversation. ]

Oh, look. Is that the time? [ She even looks at her notably bare wrist. Committing to this bailout like a pro. ]

I need to go wash my... dog.

[succubestie]

You don't even have a dog.

[Just...giving her that look.]

Having to wash your kitty cat would have been more believable.

[morethanasidekick]

[ It's almost like it pains her to admit this... but it's also too good a comeback to pass up??? ]

Oh. Believe me. My kitty cat has been thoroughly taken care of.

[succubestie]

Did you guys manage to hit the showers, too? I'm impressed.

[Because if you think that wasn't the kitty she was referring to, u wrong.]

[morethanasidekick]

What? No. [ Bo is now the time to point out that hidden beneath this massive shirt? Is the evidence that her pants aren't even done up properly. ]

I was referring to the clearing of cobwebs.

[ I mean. It's been a while, okay. ]

[succubestie]

[She just laughs, clearly messing with her at this point.]

Well, my shower's free if you'd like to use it. And I'm glad things are looking a little less dusty for you.

[morethanasidekick]

[ Oh my god, get out.

Kenzi just rolls her eyes dramatically and bodily points towards the door. ]

Uhhh no. That's okay. I have my own for that. [ Read: Kenzi is fully aware that if she sticks around for the shower, they're going to get into another round of 'but do you want to do it again' afterwards. ]

Don't get too excited. [ Cue Kenzi lying to herself: ] It was just a Spring clean. [ l o l ]

Vegas Baby

[morethanasidekick]

[ Sent the next day at... some point. ]

Just so you dont worry one night is becoming two

[ No reply needed... unless Bo has a million questions. ]

[succubestie]

I'm going to assume that's good news until you tell me otherwise.

Either way, I expect storytime when you get back. I earned that much. ;)

[morethanasidekick]

Oh its VERY good
Im not even talking about the sex because that part is phenomenal

Pinkie swear.

[succubestie]

I'm glad.

xoxo have fun <3

[morethanasidekick]

I'll come see you when I'm back

lylas