Text/Picture Message [ ☏ ] To Kat Samcelot

[attollores]

[Backdated to March 18th]

[Private to Kat Samcelot]

Hello Kat! How's the mission going for you? Have ye shot anyone yet?

Comments

[attollores]

Whaaaat the hell? Any leads on who the dick was?

[shootfirst]

someone who knows wynn, i guess. his name is desmond descant.

[attollores]

Hey, at least you have name to work with, that's something. How bout the rest of the crew? Doing okay?

[shootfirst]

mark got in a car accident with my squire. remind me to never let him babysit again.

[attollores]

HE WHAT?!?! Oh my god, is he okay? They, are they okay?!

[shootfirst]

you don't think i would have OPENED with 'btw mark and my squire died'? of course they're alright.

[attollores]

Well, knowing you I'm not too convinced that you would have...
How'd that happen, btw?

[shootfirst]

I have NO idea. He's been a total space case this mission though, so it's probably that.

[attollores]

I'd noticed that he was more off than usual before you left. I wonder what's going on with him... Well, what about you though? You doing okay? Gods I miss you all around here.

[shootfirst]

i've been good. the squire are generally a lot of fun when they're not being a pain in the butt.

[attollores]

Isn't that generally how it goes? Let me take a wild guess which ones would be the pains.

[shootfirst]

my lips are totally sealed

[attollores]

pfft. so what else is new?

[shootfirst]

sven took a displacer beast for a pet. and it took a dump in dumage's bed.

[attollores]

Oh. My. Gods. What? I just honestly had to read that...three times. And I am laughing so hard rn I am crying. That is the best. News. EVER. that you could have just given me. OMG /dies laughing

[shootfirst]

now she's throwing a fit that she's ~allergic~ to the thing. I think she's looking for a reason to send him home.

[attollores]

pffft, she's just pissed that Wynn stuck her with a squire. I think it's brilliant. Oh, if only I were there with you all, I would seriously be taking video. Oh, you should!!!

[shootfirst]

i'll see what i can do.

[attollores]

You're amazing Kat Samcelot. Just brilliant.

[shootfirst]

so they tell me.

[attollores]

Well be sure to keep in touch. I'm keenly interested to see how the rest of your mission goes. I better go, the plane is about to take off. Don't need the cell to make the engine malfunction.

[shootfirst]

good luck with eric

[attollores]

Thanks, I am gonna need it.