Text Message ☏ to Mark Sandhazard

[attollores]

Hey, are you okay? Maybe that was a bad lead off... Okay, Hi, how are you? Are you okay?


[Also...backdated to March 18th.]

Comments

[nosdacaraid]

how did you know that's what i've ALWAYS WANTED??

[attollores]

Because only people in the Awesome Club want one of these. And you and I are the only two members so far, therefore, I knew you wanted a genuine Samurai outfit. ...Not gonna lie, I really already did get myself one. And now I will get you one too!

[nosdacaraid]

i really hope you're serious right now

[attollores]

Cross my heart I'm serious, I would never lie about the Awesome Club! Mine is mostly pink and black. What color do you want?

[nosdacaraid]

probably... not that...

[attollores]

I see you in more of a red, I think anyway :) So, anything else you want while I'm here? Coy perhaps?

[nosdacaraid]

what, like the fish?

[attollores]

Yep. It would need a big tank, but I bet we could find an empty room in the castle to put it in. Then I could get you a bunch! It would be a good pet test :)

[nosdacaraid]

but how are you going to transport them?

[attollores]

...Good question. Okay, fine so maybe scratch the fish. Unless you have any good ideas?

[nosdacaraid]

do you have a fish tank in that secret vault of yours?

[attollores]

...no I don't. You're pretty much a genius. I wonder how long they could last in there... I'm so gonna try it now! okay, how many coi do you want?

[nosdacaraid]

i don't know, how expensive are they?

[attollores]

Pfft like I have anything else to spend my money on. Why else would I get us custom-made Hakama's and Samurai gear? ...And I just now realized I have been spelling koi WRONG. ignore me

[nosdacaraid]

i figured out what you meant.

[attollores]

Thankfully :) get any sight-seeing done in Chicago?

[nosdacaraid]

a little bit. we've mostly been hotel bound.

[attollores]

Ugh, worst part of being on missions, when your stuck in a hotel room. It drives me crazy.

[nosdacaraid]

especially when buffy and spike want to kill each other.

[attollores]

Just so you know, the face I'm making rn is a cross between rolling eyes and raspberries. If it's any consolation, the group I'm with is gonna have it's share of clashing heads too.

Oh that funny moment when you realize you respond as a different char than you wanted to

[nosdacaraid]

yours wouldn't be one of those, would it?

[attollores]

I...was going to say no, but that would be lying. Unfortunately I think that may be the case. I really am trying to behave myself though!

[nosdacaraid]

should i ask who's giving you trouble?

[attollores]

Ugh, he's not even worth mentioning really, but the last time we were on a mission together... yeah, didn't turn out so good.

[nosdacaraid]

i almost feel sorry for the guy