Craigslist Posting: Vampire Looking for Undead Friends

[bigbad]

I'm a vampire who's been in this world for about a year. Though I've made lots of living friends, I'm a bit lacking in people to talk to about vampire issues, trade blood recipes, sunlight blocking techniques, etc. Email spike@karthurinstitute.org if you want to talk.

PS Serial killers and Twilight fans need not respond.

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[allmydreams]

Go right ahead.