texts } for charming and felicity

[graveflowers]

[Sometime between her night with Luthir and the funeral -- maybe she is still in bed, maybe she is at the church, maybe she is just sitting eating her cereal, who knows, use your imagination -- her two closest friends at the castle get the following, very different, text messages:]

text to charming

Is there a less high school word for boyfriend that isn't... manfriend?

text to felicity

ADFGHJKLLOJH. I caught my great white whale!!

Comments

[uncease]

You'll have to try harder than that.

1/?

[graveflowers]

Challenge accepted.

2/3

[graveflowers]

I'm sorry you have a cursed significant other you can't have sex with.

3/3

[graveflowers]

Which is basically me gloating that I got laid, haha!

[uncease]

You win. You don't win fair, but you win.

[graveflowers]

All's fair in love and war.

[uncease]

I'll keep that in mind.

[graveflowers]

Hey Charming. I'm really glad we're friends.

[uncease]

Me too. Stay safe, okay?

[graveflowers]

I'm pretty sure between Kat and Archer there is an entire arsenal on Team Good Guys. I will be a-okay, no worries.

[Most truthful lie ever, right there. But hey! She didn't tell Charming about her nightmares so, he only has to worry about her emotional well-being and not her sanity!]

[uncease]

Just keep me in the loop and I won't have to worry.

[graveflowers]

Fully looped. So tell me more about this crazy mission of yours.

[uncease]

Did I tell you Emma shot me?

[graveflowers]

WHAT? [brb mentally drop kicking the blonde.]

[uncease]

It wasn't her fault. She was under a spell.

[graveflowers]

You and curses, sweetie. It's becoming a thing. I guess we've all got our niche.

[uncease]

It's not ME. It's just everyone around me. So I guess you better watch out.

[graveflowers]

Maybe it is you though, you could be a carrier. Like strep throat.

[uncease]

Sometimes I think you do this stuff on purpose.

[graveflowers]

Do what? Because I might...

[uncease]

Teasing me about the curse thing. Making think it might be me.

[graveflowers]

Oh. Half on purpose. I mean I doubt that is true, obviously you're super unlucky, but just in cases. I don't really think you're a curse carrier, but this place is buckets of crazy.

[uncease]

That's an understatement. But the spell on Emma only lasted a few minutes. After that's when everything went to hell. Amara's curse hit which was the only reason she helped us, so I guess that worked out in our favor. She transported everyone to a beach to get away from the rest of the magi.

[This just in: Charming is bad at telling stories.]

[graveflowers]

Yeah, we're going to need a phone or Skype date soon because I followed like 6% of that.

[uncease]

Sorry. I'm not very good at this.