text to a shitton of people (see below)

[pathology]

[a shitton of people being:

adam weiss
aedan cousland
attica arakhan
andrew gatewood
faith o'keefe
faye chamberlain
fiona tollins
gus harrison
lila zacharov]

I'M GETTING PROMOTED, BITCHES!!! And you're all invited to my knighting ceremony!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[reallywicked]

If you think that's the same, we need to hurry up and get you laid. Okay so when's the big day?

[pathology]

Hey, I'm not arguing with that. [actually ukw insert date here w/e i do what i want]

[reallywicked]

consider yourself penciled in. and i'll work on the other thing.

[The getting you laid thing. It's like a pay it forward from Lila's efforts.]

[pathology]

Cool, thanks. I'm actually trying to get to the other thing with that Adam guy, so ...

[reallywicked]

Adam huh? The new squire? He's not bad.

[pathology]

I know right??? He's hot and funny. Sold.

[reallywicked]

A+ on your tastes. I keep seeing you with that tall nerdy freak at squiring parties. I was starting to think you were hopeless.

[pathology]

ANDREW?!?! OMG no!! Gross!! He reminds me of my little brother only like 15 years in the future.

[reallywicked]

I weep for your gene pool.

[pathology]

That's ... well ok I guess it's kind of understandable. Gunther is the worst. [THEN WHY DOES SHE KEEP HANGING OUT WITH ANDREW????? ~mysteries~]

[reallywicked]

You're the only one who can save your family honor. Or something.

[pathology]

Like Mulan?