text to a shitton of people (see below)

[pathology]

[a shitton of people being:

adam weiss
aedan cousland
attica arakhan
andrew gatewood
faith o'keefe
faye chamberlain
fiona tollins
gus harrison
lila zacharov]

I'M GETTING PROMOTED, BITCHES!!! And you're all invited to my knighting ceremony!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[bittersweeter]

That is way too many hearts.

[pathology]

It was the perfect amount of hearts.

[bittersweeter]

Nyet. Congrats.

[pathology]

Danke. ♥ ♥ ♥

[badexample]

think you sent this to the wrong person.

[bc why the fuck would she invite HIM???]

[pathology]

This is Andrew, right?

[badexample]

Yeah

[pathology]

Then I meant to invite you. I invited like, everybody. Don't be a weirdo about it.

[reallywicked]

Did you blow Fred finally??

[pathology]

Wow, no! But I did kind of save his life, so ... I guess it's sort of the same.

[reallywicked]

If you think that's the same, we need to hurry up and get you laid. Okay so when's the big day?

[pathology]

Hey, I'm not arguing with that. [actually ukw insert date here w/e i do what i want]

[druidisms]

Congratulations, Sunshine. Told you it wouldn't be long.

[pathology]

I know! I totally wasn't doubting. So you're coming?

[druidisms]

Sure.

[ he thinks it's adorable she invited him, he's not going to say no. absolutely no resistance to kids who are his sister's age. ]

[ex_psionic439]

Sweet! When and where?

[pathology]

[INSERT DATE AND TIME HERE. /SO LAZY] I know right though? I'm totes excited.

[ex_psionic439]

I would be too. That means no more desk duty, right?

[ex_noble101]

Congratulating [how do i shot txt?

That was the auto-correct version of congratulations, for the record.]

[pathology]

[she'll take it. she knows aedan is kind of special. proud of him for making it that far tbh.] Thank you ♥

[moonheart]

Get it gurl! I'll be there.

[pathology]

Awesome!! Danke ♥ ♥ ♥

[klepto]

These things usually come with a date/time.

Or so I've heard.

[pathology]

It's [insert date and time here ok]. Are you jelly? I bet you're like, at least a little bit jelly.

[klepto]

I didn't take you for the type to brag.