text to a shitton of people (see below)

[pathology]

[a shitton of people being:

adam weiss
aedan cousland
attica arakhan
andrew gatewood
faith o'keefe
faye chamberlain
fiona tollins
gus harrison
lila zacharov]

I'M GETTING PROMOTED, BITCHES!!! And you're all invited to my knighting ceremony!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[ex_psionic439]

No shit. Lucky bitch.

[pathology]

It's okay, you too will get your moment in the sun someday ...

[ex_psionic439]

I see you're already preparing for your appearance on Divas Live.

Don't forget the little people who bought you Starbucks along the way.

[pathology]

I'm just excited, okay? Don't be an asshole.

[ex_psionic439]

Totally understandable. I'm just throwing shade because I'm jealous as fuck right now.

Seriously, congratulations though.

[pathology]

Well, it only took me like six months, which is pretty good considering some of the things I've heard from other people. Maybe you'll be lucky, too!

[ex_psionic439]

Maybe. We'll have to wait and see. Good pep talk though.

This is about your promotion, remember? How are you gonna celebrate?

[pathology]

I hadn't really planned anything outside of the knighting party itself yet...

[ex_psionic439]

Yet being the operative word here.

[pathology]

Exactly. Are you interested in doing something after?

[ex_psionic439]

Uh, yeah.

[pathology]

Cool. Any ideas? We could just hit up bars or ... I don't know what else.

[ex_psionic439]

I still have no idea where anything is. You could always give me the grand tour.

[Then, a few seconds after--]

Bars kinda goes without saying fyi.

[pathology]

Good. All I know is bars and good places to steal designer clothing from.

[ex_psionic439]

How very Winona-esque.

[pathology]

It's fun!