text to a shitton of people (see below)

[pathology]

[a shitton of people being:

adam weiss
aedan cousland
attica arakhan
andrew gatewood
faith o'keefe
faye chamberlain
fiona tollins
gus harrison
lila zacharov]

I'M GETTING PROMOTED, BITCHES!!! And you're all invited to my knighting ceremony!! ♥ ♥ ♥

Comments

[klepto]

I didn't take you for the type to brag.

[pathology]

I was just inviting people to my party! I didn't even graduate from Penn, I totally deserve this.

[klepto]

Never said you didn't.

Does Wynn know you're not a real doctor?

[pathology]

Idk but I don't think the people WHOSE LIVES I SAVED give a shit.

[klepto]

Did they have lives worth saving?

[pathology]

My hottie mentor was definitely worth it, so yeah.

[klepto]

You need higher standards.

[pathology]

Have you seen him???????

[klepto]

Attractive people can still be useless. If anything, they're more likely to be.

[pathology]

Fred's not useless!

[klepto]

Then stop using appearance as a synonym for worth.

[pathology]

I wasn't using it as a synonym for worth, I was using it as an adjective to describe my mentor. But OK Grandmother Willow. Are you coming or not?

[klepto]

How long is it going to take?

[pathology]

I don't think the knighting part takes that long. But then there's a party after. It's like squiring ceremonies except less lame.

[klepto]

Fine. I'll come.

[pathology]

I knew you would. ♥

[klepto]

Are you joining the Dragon's Light?

[pathology]

Yeah! People kept telling me I needed to join the Hoard instead but they were basic bitches with no clue what they were talking about so whatever.

[klepto]

I'll keep that in mind.

[pathology]

What does that even mean?

[klepto]

It means my knight is a freelancer and I'm interested in knowing what each sect has to offer.

[pathology]

Light is for people who heal, you wouldn't be interested. And Hoard is more science-y. I guess they do R&D?

[klepto]

I know how the departments are divided. I'm interested in the people in them and what they can accomplish.

[pathology]

You're so shady. I love it

[klepto]

I prefer pragmatic.