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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

Comments

[ambitionist]

his name is oreo and he's amazing

[bittersweeter]

that is even lamer than chomper

WHICH btw i totally saw you pissing yourself over a shark in the lake the other day wtf is your sex life?

[ assumes it's kinky garbage bc gus is the shark w/e he can do that ur welcome alex ]

[ambitionist]

i'm sorry i have a fwb who does animorph bullshit for me sometimes and you don't. it's okay to be jealous xoxo

[bittersweeter]

[ambitionist]

did i mention oreo can open doors with his little paws??? he's like a velociraptor

[bittersweeter]

bullshit

[ambitionist]

[literally this video]

[bittersweeter]

get her a dino suit

1/2

[ambitionist]

they make those???

[ambitionist]

and he. i think. i'm actually not sure

[bittersweeter]

god youre a terrible parent

bring it to the vet dumbass

[ambitionist]

i've owned this cat for like five minutes thanks. i'm getting to it. this pet shit is hard work

[bittersweeter]

youve been giving me shit about my cats for three years

this is karma

[ambitionist]

do you want this one???

(too bad you can't have him/her)

[bittersweeter]

how are you going to get it to the vet?

[ambitionist]

i was thinking in a car.

[bittersweeter]

with no carrier?

[ambitionist]

i mean, i was gonna buckle him up. safety first.

jokes aside i forgot that's a thing so thanks

[bittersweeter]

i almost let you get mauled in the car but unfortunately i love your face

[ambitionist]

it wouldn't have been anything a cleric and/or several years of reconstructive surgery couldn't fix

[bittersweeter]

i don't have that kind of time

[ambitionist]

[he can't decide if this is a perfectly innocuous comment or she's talking about how she's going to die any day now, as she do, so he decides to ignore it.]

what if i got even hotter after surgery like that guy on kimmy schmidt??? can you imagine?

[bittersweeter]

unless you have that tropic thunder surgery and come out looking like idris elba

idts

[ was that a compliment??? ]

[ambitionist]

if my only competition is idris elba, i think that's pretty good. i mean, fuck. i'd fuck idris elba

[boy you'd fuck anything rolls my eyes]

[bittersweeter]

babe mike pence would fuck idris elba

[ there is no one that wouldn't fuck idris elba. he is idris elba. note to self: protect idris elba from mike pence. ]

do you want a hand with the cat?