Text Message ☏ to Mark Sandhazard

[attollores]

Hey, are you okay? Maybe that was a bad lead off... Okay, Hi, how are you? Are you okay?


[Also...backdated to March 18th.]

Comments

[nosdacaraid]

Oh yeah! Nobody got hurt, promise. It was... really dumb of me, that's all.

[attollores]

I'm glad you're okay, thank the gods. Mind if I ask what happened?

[nosdacaraid]

we were on a mission and i was transporting some guards we'd stolen uniforms from... and didn't see the light change.

[attollores]

Eesh, I'd imagine you were worried about the guards getting out... How are things other than that? Kat had some...interesting stories to tell.

[nosdacaraid]

we're sort of... at a big dead end.

[attollores]

Yeah, she said what you were looking for turned out to be a who...I dunno if this bodes well for the rest of our missions, you know they say these things come in 3's.

[nosdacaraid]

what comes in 3s?

[attollores]

Well, lots of things both good and bad. Like if someone you know has a baby, soon two more do. Maybe three of the next missions the Knights are sent on will be dead-end-duds. I hope not, but I've seen it happen. Anything good happen so far?

[nosdacaraid]

buffy and I went shopping?

[attollores]

[s-so jealous]

Oh really? That definitely counts as good. Get anything awesome?

[nosdacaraid]

restocked the wardrobe.

[attollores]

I'm jealous, lemme tell you. Hey, did you want a souvenir from Japan? They have tons of cool stuff! I could get you a meneke nekko! Or a genuine Hakama, or some geta!

immediately after that last one...

[attollores]

I could just get you this

[nosdacaraid]

how did you know that's what i've ALWAYS WANTED??

[attollores]

Because only people in the Awesome Club want one of these. And you and I are the only two members so far, therefore, I knew you wanted a genuine Samurai outfit. ...Not gonna lie, I really already did get myself one. And now I will get you one too!

[nosdacaraid]

i really hope you're serious right now

[attollores]

Cross my heart I'm serious, I would never lie about the Awesome Club! Mine is mostly pink and black. What color do you want?

[nosdacaraid]

probably... not that...

[attollores]

I see you in more of a red, I think anyway :) So, anything else you want while I'm here? Coy perhaps?

[nosdacaraid]

what, like the fish?

[attollores]

Yep. It would need a big tank, but I bet we could find an empty room in the castle to put it in. Then I could get you a bunch! It would be a good pet test :)

[nosdacaraid]

but how are you going to transport them?

[attollores]

...Good question. Okay, fine so maybe scratch the fish. Unless you have any good ideas?

[nosdacaraid]

do you have a fish tank in that secret vault of yours?

[attollores]

...no I don't. You're pretty much a genius. I wonder how long they could last in there... I'm so gonna try it now! okay, how many coi do you want?