Craigslist Posting: Vampire Looking for Undead Friends

[bigbad]

I'm a vampire who's been in this world for about a year. Though I've made lots of living friends, I'm a bit lacking in people to talk to about vampire issues, trade blood recipes, sunlight blocking techniques, etc. Email spike@karthurinstitute.org if you want to talk.

PS Serial killers and Twilight fans need not respond.

Comments

[allmydreams]

And that so guarantees your honesty? This is the internet, you could be ANYONE.

[ ... she really should stop but she can't.]

[bigbad]

So could you. Are you even a vampire?

[allmydreams]

Of course.

[bigbad]

Can you prove it?

[allmydreams]

Can you?

[bigbad]

You're wasting my time.

[allmydreams]

You're the one who is trying to draw us to you. If anyone should be asked to prove themselves it should be you.

[bigbad]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[allmydreams]

Go right ahead.