TEXT | TO GLASYA

[familybusiness]

[Sam had been holding off on doing this, if only because he'd promised Dean he wouldn't, but after the entire mess with Rose and his brother making a deal with Lucifer, he doesn't feel nearly as bad going through with it.]

I need to talk to you.

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[hacker]

Not as bad as I need to talk to YOU about your drakenet booty calls. What the hell

[familybusiness]

[O.O]

Did you just hack into my phone?

[hacker]

Don't deflect.

[familybusiness]

It's not what you think it is.

[hacker]

The pictures kind of speak for themselves.

[familybusiness]

[Oh. Shit.]

The pictures from a year ago? I haven't seen her since before that, anyway.

[A short time passes before:]

Think whatever you want.

[Honestly it's probably better than...the reality. Y a y.]

[hacker]

[ ok she was fucking with him but now she's like awww friend. ]

Why? What happened?

[familybusiness]

It's complicated.

[hacker]

Yikes. That bad, huh?

If she broke your heart, why are you trying to booty call her?

[familybusiness]

I told you, it's not like that.

I can't go into details here.

[Hahahahaha hahaha haaaaa.]

[hacker]

Because you never know who's watching?

Good idea.

[familybusiness]

I guess I've learned my lesson.

[hacker]

... Wait, are you MAD?

[familybusiness]

Well, I'm not happy. If I started going through your conversations, would you be happy?

[This is probably a testament to how 'important' this conversation she stumbled on is. Whoops.]

[hacker]

Hey, I've just been remotely updating drakenet accessibility with the new safeguards.

[familybusiness]

And that means you need to sneak peeks?

[He's pretty sure it does...not mean that.]

[hacker]

The message went out while I was in your device. When I saw it, I got curious.

[familybusiness]

This isn't something you want to be curious about.

[hacker]

Why not?

Sam, you're my friend. Romantic baggage is part of that. You can dump it on me, if you need to.

[familybusiness]

It's not that kind of baggage. I need her help with something.

[NOT HIS DICK.]

[hacker]

Ok friend doesn't mean I need the boner update omg

[familybusiness]

[Oh for fuck's sake.]

For the last time. It's not about that.

[A longer pause before:]

If we're going to talk about this, we're going for a drive.

[hacker]

Cool. So let's drive.

[familybusiness]

Fine. Garage. 10 minutes.

[hacker]

[ ok this actually seems ... weirdly dire and terse. so she rallies to be supportive friend, not sarcastic friend, by the time she gets to the garage with her jacket pulled up around her face, furry hood outlining her button features in hilarious contrast. ]