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[hacker]

[ NOTE: this is a mass post available for all your texting needs.

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat. ]

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lila | open

[bittersweeter]

[ambitionist]

so uh

i have a cat now

that happened

[bittersweeter]

gay

[ HE MADE FUN OF HER CATBABIES FOR YEARS ]

[ambitionist]

1. yes and
2. i found him in the woods! i wasn't going to let giant spiders eat him or whatever the fuck is out there

[bittersweeter]

sounds fake but okay

[ambitionist]

his name is oreo and he's amazing

[bittersweeter]

that is even lamer than chomper

WHICH btw i totally saw you pissing yourself over a shark in the lake the other day wtf is your sex life?

[ assumes it's kinky garbage bc gus is the shark w/e he can do that ur welcome alex ]

[ambitionist]

i'm sorry i have a fwb who does animorph bullshit for me sometimes and you don't. it's okay to be jealous xoxo

[bittersweeter]

[ambitionist]

did i mention oreo can open doors with his little paws??? he's like a velociraptor

[bittersweeter]

bullshit

[ambitionist]

[literally this video]

[bittersweeter]

get her a dino suit

[generaldavideus]

Zatanna found Constantine.

[That's it, that's the text.]

[bittersweeter]

illuminating

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ELABORATE DAVID FFS

[generaldavideus]

As in he's here in the castle, and seemingly staying a while. We didn't get into many more details than that in the entryway.

[bittersweeter]

you're the worst.

[generaldavideus]

There's a reason I'm not in the Dragon's Tongue.

[bittersweeter]

fucking obv

you need to lean now to ask leading questions

[generaldavideus]

I'm assuming that's "learn how"?

[bittersweeter]

they guy who is going to fix amara is here and you asked him NOTHING and you're correcting my spelling?

i know where you sleep.

[generaldavideus]

I just wanted to be sure of what you were saying.

[Stop judging him, he missed the texting revolution.]

And considering I know fairly little about magic beyond the kind that's been used on me, why are you assuming that I would know the leading questions to ask in the first place?

[bittersweeter]

[ judges his face off ]

you could have asked

"what are you going to do?"

[generaldavideus]

[Okay, she has a point. But at the same time, that's not a question that comes to David naturally.]

That's also something you can ask him now that you know he's here.

[bittersweeter]

oh i will